teenscoolest:

why cant i cry money instead of tears

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chekhov:

Does Canada even have a president or is it just whichever moose has the strongest antlers

fastball-special:

"WATER BASED HEROES LIKE NAMOR AND AQUAMAN ARE SO LAME"That’s nice kid.
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fastball-special:

"WATER BASED HEROES LIKE NAMOR AND AQUAMAN ARE SO LAME"

That’s nice kid.

if i hear anyone say water based heros like aquaman and namor are lame it tells me that you've never read a comic with them in it ever

goodkingnamor:

emmafrosticle:

namor is either drawn as like a 1000% beautiful sex god of the deep oceans with abs i can grate cheese on and then eat said cheese off of

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or some shady guy that still works at target in his late forties and sniffs ladies shoes after they try them on in the footwear department

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how do you start so high and then stoop so low marvel

Like the worst part is that it’s canon that he’s a hottie. People talk about how hot he is and when he’s drawn hot it’s like WELL OBVIOUSLY LOOK AT THIS DUDE WOWZA

but then there’s all these artists who did not get that memo and then he’s got a jack nickelson meets chola on roids look or creepy old guy thing and it’s just why

why would you just fuck up so actively. it’s literally canon that he’s hot and you blew it. eyebrows to not go there faces do not work like that you are failing at your job you are all fired.

virginsacrificer:

crush accidentally makes physical contact with you

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theweekmagazine:

The Overlook Hotel, the prequel to The Shining, finally has a director

urrplang:

colibooli:

almyro:

chinkerbelle:

Reasons I grab my boobs

  • running upstairs
  • running downstairs
  • running
  • stoked on life
  • scared
  • walking through my house in the dark
  • bored
  • boobs

do girls really do this?

yes. yes they do. 

it’s the best

shadesoforlando:

Dammit Doom, no means no.
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shadesoforlando:

Dammit Doom, no means no.

yungterra:

jjnuzz:

draumbouy:

Fuck you Ill eat all the ass I want.

Is this fucking narito font

how did u kno

yungterra:

jjnuzz:

draumbouy:

Fuck you Ill eat all the ass I want.

Is this fucking narito font

how did u kno

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letshearitfortheuniverse:

chibisokka:

canuckistanicefront:

assuming shes average height. her boobs appear to be about 1/3 her torso and average torso of a female being 22.6” her boobs are about 7.5” long. a foot is 12 inches. theyre moving at 5,600ft aka 67200 inches a second. her boobs are flopping 8960 times a second.

8960 flops per second would result in the shockwaves from her breasts emitting an 8960 Hz tone, which is actually a very shrill noise within the range of human hearing. You can enter 8960 into this website to hear an audio sample of what her breast-tone would approximately sound like

Did all of you major in boob math

kentmcfuller:

do not fix your dark circles let the world know youre tired of its shit and ready to kill a man

guceubcuesu:

ianthony475:

vworp-goes-the-tardis:

older-aang:

64kbps:

my name backwards spells “disappointment and skin problems”

nice to meet you, Smelborp Niks Dna Tnemtnioppasid

You really shouldn’t put your full name on the internet, it’s not safe.

I’m done

Smelborp for president

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