How to spot a fake geek guy:
- says robin is useless
- says aquaman is useless
- worships batman bc batman is invincible
- doesn’t “understand” superman because he’s not relatable or interesting
- makes “hero vs hero” posts
- probably smells like axe
Me (spontaneously belting out the theme song to the 1985 hit sitcom ‘Growing Pains’): “AS LONG AS WE’VE GOT EACH OTH-“
3yo: “Don’t sing.”
Has something exceptionally gruesome happened with ISIS or Islamic terrorism in general today because there’s been an unusually large number of people looking at me like I have dog shit on my face today.
You can ask me anything and I’ll answer honestly, but only with yes and no.