why cant i cry money instead of tears
Does Canada even have a president or is it just whichever moose has the strongest antlers
namor is either drawn as like a 1000% beautiful sex god of the deep oceans with abs i can grate cheese on and then eat said cheese off of
or some shady guy that still works at target in his late forties and sniffs ladies shoes after they try them on in the footwear department
how do you start so high and then stoop so low marvel
Like the worst part is that it’s canon that he’s a hottie. People talk about how hot he is and when he’s drawn hot it’s like WELL OBVIOUSLY LOOK AT THIS DUDE WOWZA
but then there’s all these artists who did not get that memo and then he’s got a jack nickelson meets chola on roids look or creepy old guy thing and it’s just why
why would you just fuck up so actively. it’s literally canon that he’s hot and you blew it. eyebrows to not go there faces do not work like that you are failing at your job you are all fired.
crush accidentally makes physical contact with you
Reasons I grab my boobs
- running upstairs
- running downstairs
- stoked on life
- walking through my house in the dark
do girls really do this?
yes. yes they do.
it’s the best
do not fix your dark circles let the world know youre tired of its shit and ready to kill a man
my name backwards spells “disappointment and skin problems”
nice to meet you, Smelborp Niks Dna Tnemtnioppasid
You really shouldn’t put your full name on the internet, it’s not safe.
Smelborp for president